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Sunday, March 2, 2008

The Paper Bag Princess: Happily Ever After?

Robert Munsch (auth)
Michael Martchenko (ill)
Annick Press Feb 1992
Ages: 4-7 32pp
ISBN 0920236162


This Robert Munsch tale is the greatest fairytale ever written. Finally, after hundreds of years of perfect princesses, with perfect hair, waiting for spirit creatures and princes to come to their rescue (heaven forbid a damsel save herself), happily ever after doesn't mean hanging off the arm of a prince, anymore.

When a dragon smashes Elizabeth's castle, burns her clothes, and carries off Prince Ronald, does Elizabeth wait around for her fairy godmother to wave a magic wand and doll her up? No. Ever resourceful, Elizabeth dons the latest in recyclable fashion (a dirty old paper bag), and takes matters into her own hands. After tracking down the dragon, she bunks convention by outsmarting the beast, rather than winding up his helpless captive. A princess with brains! If Elizabeth had been locked in the tower, rest assured, she would have braided her own hair into a rope and climbed her way to freedom, long before any knight in shining armour could appear. She'd be living in a nice little flat in a trendy part of the city, writing a self help book for other damsels in distress, all before her would-be rescuer could even get his horse out of the stable. And does Elizabeth apologize for her appearance when, instead of thanking her, Prince Ronald complains that she does not look like a real princess? I am certain that, put in the same situation, Cinderella would have. But, our heroin, Elizabeth, takes a giant leap for tiny tot feminists everywhere by telling Ronald that he might look like a real prince, but he is nothing more than a "bum". She takes a pass on the nuptuals. Happily Ever After? For Elizabeth, you bet. She's at the top of her game - she's CEO of the noblemen, running the kingdom by herself, and making a fortune with her recycling business.

It is easy to underestimate the importance of a children's story. However, "The Paper Bag Princess" has been invaluable to more than one generation. Here is a story where the girl saves the day. She does it with brains and not brawn. And when the prince that she was supposed to marry turns out to be a sub-standard ego-maniac, bum she carries on without a single tear. If all fairytales were this clever, a billion dollar wedding industry might be in trouble, along with the expensive business of divorce. Munsch shows children that they do not need to follow what is expected of them, if it is at the cost of their self-esteem. This story has given society a new template for female behaviour - one that encourages a get-up-and-do-it-yourself, take no guff kind of attitude. (I actually recommend this book to my grown-up single girlfriends when they are going through a break-up).

Oh, and most importantly, "The Paper Bag Princess" is absolutely hilarious and incredibly entertaining. In my house, the actual book wore out before my children's requests to read it, and well before my patience to oblige. That makes it a definite Mommy C and the three little inspirations' favourite. If you haven't read it yet, do yourself a favour and get it. If you haven't read it since you were a kid, visit it again ...share it with your children, or a friend's child. If your household knows it well, take a minute to appreciate the implications of this classic.

  • Read America Classic
  • NEA's Cat-a-List for Reading
  • Greatest Canadian Books of the Century List, Vancouver Public Library
  • 100 Best Books List, Toronto Public Library

3 comments:

Annick Press - Children's Book Publisher said...

Thank you for your kind words about The Paper Bag Princess. Long before I worked at Annick, this story was one of my favourites - and your review sums up why!

Anonymous said...

Do you have "Good Families Don't" also by Robert Munsch? It isn't a potty training book, but it does take an irreverent and funny look at an unavoidable bodily function. It's one of my favorites!

Mommy C said...

Unfortunately, we don't have that one, though it is a classic. If your family liked that one, you should check out "Penelope and the Humungous Burp". By the way, I adore your blog and added it to my list of favourite sites. Happy writing!